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The Outhouse Incident

Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself.

Jenny Sue waited for Hank...and waited, and waited. Finally, she looked inside and saw Hank stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick. "Hank, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the shit?" she yells.

"I dropped my jacket down the hole," he complains. "It's the one my momma gave me."

Jenny Sue shakes her head. "You're crazy ... you're not gonna wear that thing now, are you?"

"Hell no," Hank assures her, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"
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 Poetry Contest   7/17/2004 8:13:49 AM
 The Outhouse Incident   7/17/2004 8:13:49 AM
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