Michigan vs Ohio State FansA first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan Wolverine fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Wolverine fans also.
Not really knowing what a Wolverine fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Joe has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Wolverine fan."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why I'm a proud Buckeye fan," boasts Joe.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Joe why he is a Buckeye fan.
"Well, my mom and dad are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan also."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "No... then," says Joe, "I'd be a Wolverine fan."