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Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no
fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,
Then you are probably the family dog.
OTHER JOKES
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 Arabs in Star Trek   7/17/2004 5:12:05 AM
 A Senior Moment   7/17/2004 5:12:04 AM
 Bar Hopping   7/17/2004 5:12:05 AM
 Beer Trouble Shooting   7/17/2004 5:12:06 AM
 Blonde wins a Vegas   7/17/2004 5:12:06 AM
 Boy Goes To A Nude Beach   7/17/2004 5:12:07 AM
 Buckeye Fight Song   7/17/2004 5:12:07 AM
 Bush Does Russia a Favor   7/17/2004 5:12:07 AM
 Bush plans for War   7/17/2004 5:12:08 AM
 Cats in Heaven   7/17/2004 5:12:08 AM
 Cincinnati Bengals Dog   7/17/2004 5:12:09 AM
 Cincinnati Bengals False Alarm   7/17/2004 5:12:09 AM
 Cincinnati Bengals Jokes   7/17/2004 5:12:09 AM
 Cowboys and Muslims   7/17/2004 5:12:10 AM
 Dear Abby   7/17/2004 5:12:10 AM
 Doing Yard Work   7/17/2004 5:12:11 AM
 Do Men Really All Think Alike   7/17/2004 5:12:11 AM
 Foriegn Jokes   7/17/2004 5:12:12 AM
 Getting into Heaven   7/17/2004 5:12:13 AM
 Grandma Can Cook   7/17/2004 5:12:13 AM
 Inner Strength   7/17/2004 5:12:14 AM
 Litttle Red Riding Hood   7/17/2004 5:12:17 AM
 Memoirs of the former President   7/17/2004 5:12:18 AM
 Mexican Bungee Jumping   7/17/2004 5:12:18 AM
 Michael Jackson Jokes   7/17/2004 5:12:19 AM
 Michigan vs Ohio State Fans   7/17/2004 5:12:19 AM
 Morals of the Modern Church   7/17/2004 5:12:19 AM
 More Cincinnati Bengals Jokes   7/17/2004 5:12:20 AM
 New Cincinnati Speeding Law   7/17/2004 5:12:20 AM
 Peace Activist Etiquette   7/17/2004 5:12:21 AM
 Poetry Contest   7/17/2004 5:12:21 AM
 Prison Name Generator   7/17/2004 5:12:22 AM
 Spaghetti   7/17/2004 5:12:22 AM
 Stop   7/17/2004 5:12:23 AM
 Taxi driver in Heaven   7/17/2004 5:12:23 AM
 Tennis Elbow Doctors Visit   7/17/2004 5:12:23 AM
 The Clintons   7/17/2004 5:12:24 AM
 Two Videos   7/17/2004 5:12:24 AM
 Typical Michigan Intelligence   7/17/2004 5:12:25 AM
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