Typical Michigan IntelligenceThree men were due to be executed one day -- one University of Penn State graduate, one Ohio State graduate and one University of Michigan graduate.
The Ohio State grad was the first to be brought in front of the firing squad. Just when they were about to fire, he shouted, "Tornado!" The guards all turned around, and he escaped by jumping over the wall.
Next in line was the Penn State grad, now confident that he too will be able to escape. So, just when they were about to fire, he shouted, "Flood!" The guards turned around and he too managed to escape.
Now it was the turn of the Michigan grad, wondering what disaster he could use (now that tornado and flood had been used). Finally, just when the guards were about to shoot, he shouted, "Fire!"