Hello, Paste Eater Are You Ready To Laugh Your Butt Off?
Home | Jokes | Twisted Humor | Funny Pictures | Funny Quotes | Contact
Auto Transporter.com
Free quotes from auto transporters
customers would use again!
RC Helicoptors! Lowest Internet Prices!
Visit HobbyTron.com the coolest Hobby store.
Ads By Paste Eaters.com

Spy Software - Offers software that allows you to spy and monitor internet and computer activities. Site offers several spy software options including Spy Buddy.

Taxi driver in Heaven

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.

'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'
Title Date Added:
 Apples and Cookies   7/17/2004 6:11:33 AM
 Empty   7/17/2004 6:11:34 AM
 God's Looks   7/17/2004 6:11:34 AM
 Join The Lords Army   7/17/2004 6:11:35 AM
 Jonah   7/17/2004 6:11:35 AM
 Kindness to Animals   7/17/2004 6:11:36 AM
 Michigan House   7/17/2004 6:11:36 AM
 Morals of the Modern Church   7/17/2004 6:11:36 AM
 Religious Q and A   7/17/2004 6:11:37 AM
 Several One Liners   7/17/2004 6:11:38 AM
 Stop   7/17/2004 6:11:38 AM
 Taxi driver in Heaven   7/17/2004 6:11:39 AM
 Ten Commandments   7/17/2004 6:11:40 AM
 Thou shalt not lie   7/17/2004 6:11:41 AM
For some reason this site was created with help from Valley Solutions, Inc. Some other Valley Solutions, Inc. sites include:
Auto Transport | Moving Companies | Cabin Rentals | Gatlinburg Cabins | Spy Software

Copyright 1998-2001 by Valley Solutions, Inc.. All rights reserved.