Several One LinersHow do you get holy water?
You boil the heck out of it
What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children?
What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?
Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck
Who was the straightest man in Genesis?
Joseph - because he was a ruler.
Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible?
Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.
Why do they say "Amen " at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen "?
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!