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Religious Q and A

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn't want any advice.

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin' Catholic!

Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!'
Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
OTHER JOKES
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 Apples and Cookies   7/17/2004 8:11:33 AM
 Empty   7/17/2004 8:11:34 AM
 God's Looks   7/17/2004 8:11:34 AM
 Join The Lords Army   7/17/2004 8:11:35 AM
 Jonah   7/17/2004 8:11:35 AM
 Kindness to Animals   7/17/2004 8:11:36 AM
 Michigan House   7/17/2004 8:11:36 AM
 Morals of the Modern Church   7/17/2004 8:11:36 AM
 Religious Q and A   7/17/2004 8:11:37 AM
 Several One Liners   7/17/2004 8:11:38 AM
 Stop   7/17/2004 8:11:38 AM
 Taxi driver in Heaven   7/17/2004 8:11:39 AM
 Ten Commandments   7/17/2004 8:11:40 AM
 Thou shalt not lie   7/17/2004 8:11:41 AM
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