Michigan Coaches HouseA cold winter set in on Ann Arbor as the Michigan football coach released his final breath. He went to heaven and was greeted by God.
"Welcome coach, let me show you to your place," God said.
"Excellent," the coach said as he started walking up a driveway to a huge mansion on a hill. It was a huge building that was perfect. "What a great place," said the coach looking across the street catching a glimpse of another mansion. This mansion was covered with Ohio State banners and flags.
"God, the house is amazing, heaven is everything I could ever imagine and more. But I have to ask, why did you put me across the street from Ohio State's coach?"
"That isn't Ohio State's coach's house. It is mine."