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Apples and Cookies

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God
is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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