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Aldo diSorbo

Aldo diSorbo walks in the front door of a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "You're drunk, I can't serve you. Now get up and go." Aldo walks out, stumbles around to the side of the building, opens the door, goes in, sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender comes over and says, "You're drunk. Now I told you to get out of here!" Aldo diSorbo gets up and stumbles out the front door. He walks through an alley and finds the back door to the bar. He goes in, sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender comes over. Now he has had it with Aldo. He says to the drunk, "I've told you twice to stay out of here. This is the last time I am going to tell you to leave."

Aldo looks at the bartender, and with confusion on his face asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"


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