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Our first Buckeye joke of the year
A graduate from Ohio State, a graduate from Michigan and a pig were in
the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his first child.
Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly
thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced.
Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet
have been delivered. However, si! nce the lights went out at the most
inopportune time, we aren't sure which first-born belongs to whom. The
only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the
winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed and the Ohio grad won the drawing. He was
escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a
painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the
piglet and headed for the door
"Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice," the
"No, I'm not," replied the Buckeye grad. "But I just couldn't run the
risk of ending up with the Michigan kid."
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